The Tank Top Tell All: As I’ve been slowly working my way through the third season episodes of The Bionic Woman and noticing a bit of transformation in Jaime’s character vs. last year, I suddenly realized in the very first scene we saw her in this season, this subliminal warning message was there all along. While showing off her strength for Rudy in the lab, Jaime’s bright yellow tank top spoketh:
I’ll try
anything once.
(with lots and LOTS of paragraph return spaces, so the next line falls, well... y’now where)
maybe twice
The only thing missing in our new Ms. Sommers is an expensive designer shoe fetish like Carrie’s. But then that wouldn’t be practical for Jaime since she also wears them as emergency bionic brakes.
Yeah, well... so what if Jaime doesn’t have a chic apartment on the upper east side of Manhattan? She’s got an awesomely decked-out 70s, 1-bedroom studio over a horse barn in Ojai. Brace yourselves for season 3 folks, this Bionic Blonde is happenin’!
Saturday, November 5, 2011
The New and Improved, Third Season Jaime
MOVE OVER CARRIE BRADSHAW,
JAIME SOMMERS WAS HERE FIRST
We really should learn to pay closer attention to the fine print.